Back when my first NFT article, Needless Fucking Things, was posted on Webworm, I got a bit of backlash from NFT enthusiasts. Most of it was vitriol but at least one person said they could do an actual point-by-point critique. The critique followed, which you can find...
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A reply to NFT advocate criticism of my NFT criticism
Back when my first NFT article, Needless Fucking Things, was posted on Webworm, I got a bit of backlash from NFT enthusiasts. Most of it was vitriol but at least one person said they could do an actual point-by-point critique.
The critique followed, which you can find here. To my disappointment, it was mostly tone policing, not pointing out factual errors. I wrote out a massive reply, then felt profoundly conflicted about posting it. It felt mean. Despite appearances, I don’t actually like conflict, and I was pretty sick of the argument, because (as you’ll know if you ever upset crypto people) they just don’t. stop. talking. So I did nothing. Nothing, as is often the case, turned out to be the wrong thing to do.
Then, because I am not a smart man, I created an NFT scheme from scratch and wrote a follow-up article about that. The same people showed up in my mentions saying that, having been schooled so hard, I could never write anything about crypto ever. I updated my response then, again, didn’t actually post it. It didn’t feel right. I figured the problem would go away, and it did, until today.
Just now, Ethereum has gone proof of stake (good!) and crypto stans have, yet again, used this as an opportunity to write at me telling me that I need to go back and update articles I wrote months ago before Ethereum went proof of stake. I think this says a lot about the sort of mentality these people have. If someone is a serial killer, and they’ve spent years serially killing, and then one day they finally stop, I don’t have to hand them a cookie and announce that everything is fine because all that murder is in the past. I’m glad that that Ethereum is no longer using up a small country’s worth of energy, which – I really shouldn’t have to say! – is something it never should have done in the first place. What an arrant fucking absurdity.
So, for what it’s worth, here is my reply to my NFT criticism critics, with a couple of updates. I’m genuinely sorry it took me so long to post it. I should have done it months ago. Now, to dig a tunnel deep into the earth, where I never have to engage with this thriving brainworm ecosystem ever again.
(Bold italics are the original tweets. My replies are underneath.)
Itâs hard to consider this an impartial analysis of a new asset class when headings like âneedless fucking thingsâ and âpollution monetisedâ are used – crypto/NFTs are described as a âhellscapeâ in the opening para – that language just comes across as prejudiced, not balanced
Sigh. I was hoping this was going to be pointing out factual errors but itâs leading with complaining about my tone. My article wasnât meant to be âan impartial analysis of a new asset class.â Itâs an opinionated story based on my own experience. But Iâll try and explain why my writing about NFTs was so relentlessly negative:
Itâs because all the evidence I could find was that NFTs were terrible.
Iâm super open to the idea that NFTs arenât terrible! I want to believe that theyâre a great way of supporting artists! But everything I could find suggests that theyâre just not, and I still, still, havenât seen any strong evidence to the contrary, even from cryptoâs biggest and most sincere supporters.
âThe biggest currencies have decentralized databases so big and so unwieldy that transactions can take hours, or days.â A few hours ago I converted some eth to GBP then withdrew that GBP to my debit card to pay my rent. This process took less than 10 minutes from beginning to end
Good for you, but that doesnât negate my point. Bitcoin transactions commonly take hours, and, as I said, can take days. Ethereum transactions can also take hours, and even become âstuckâ. Whatâs more, blockchains are incredibly, inherently computationally inefficient. Normal databases make individual transactions in seconds for a minuscule energy cost. One Ethereum transaction can require electricity equivalent to the weekly energy use of an average American household. âOh but theyâre going proof of stake soon!â Good. Fucking hurry up. And even when/if that happens, itâll still be incredibly computationally inefficient compared to any modern database because thatâs how blockchains are designed.
Edit, 16 September 2022: Ethereum went proof of stake. Good! The giant Ponzi scheme attached to the catastrophically unwieldy database that charges you to interact with it no longer uses more power than the entire nation of New Zealand.
On the environment – while pos has been a slow, decades long project, you admit yourself you âjust kind of tried to ignore itâ after not seeing its fruition. Aside from the fact you havenât referenced in the main piece that phase 1 of eth 2.0 is due this year..
This is alluding to the promise that Ethereum is moving from the environmentally-ruinous âproof of workâ to the less environmentally ruinous âproof of stakeâ. Except that I did reference it. In a footnote. You know, the categorical definition of âreference.â Hereâs the screenshot.
Again, your statement isnât a factual refutation of an error I made, itâs just posturing. Big proof-of-work cryptocurrencies take huge amounts of electricity to run – comparable to the entire energy output of New Zealand. This is bad for the environment. Itâs a fact. Deal with it.
…and phase 2 in 2023, youâve also not examined how NFTs 2021 changed everything in terms of pure demand and possibilities on the eth blockchain – and how mainstream adoption by climate conscious companies will accelerate the implementation of eth 2.0.
This is a promise thatâs still months from fruition, mixed with pure conjecture. Iâm writing about the here-and-now of crypto and NFTs, not some pie-eyed utopian hypothetical, and âbut it might magically all get better!â is not something Iâm prepared to say with a straight face.Â
(Edit: The promise has now come to fruition, which is good! – and the rest is still pure conjecture.)
You also havenât addressed green blockchains such as Solana as alternatives to ethereum NFTs – even if eth is overwhelmingly used rn, this is an important point. Address the dirty global banking system too & how crypto could soon provide a greener alternative to the fiat system..
My article wasnât about Solana, but hereâs my critique: itâs just another blockchain except that the people in charge of the project are promising to offset their emissions. Thatâs great! But it doesnât address any of the fundamental problems with the blockchain platform. Also, I talked about the âdirty banking systemâ â actually the dirty capitalist system â at length:
The rest of this comment – the idea that âcrypto could soon provide a greener alternative to the fiat systemâ is just more magical-thinking conjecture. There are no reasons cited as to how or why this would occur, itâs just flatly stated as if saying so makes it so.
.. plus the potential for NFT tech to cut waste and tighten supply chains.
HOW??? YOU HAVENâT SAID HOW! AAARGH! I keep running into this. Stop just saying itâs just somehow going to do something good or that itâs just somehow better! If youâre going to make a big claim, youâd best back it up with some actual big proof.Â
Iâll chuck something in here, though. Many, probably most, large corporations donât want their supply chains made public, which is what blockchains inherently do. There are a range of reasons for this, including maintaining competitive advantage and the fact that a lot of their product sourcing is shady as fuck. The idea that theyâd voluntarily upend their operations to put sensitive information in the public domain is hilarious. When you add the hard-to-use and computationally inefficient nature of blockchain, you quickly realise why essentially no blockchain supply chain tracking systems are operating at scale.
âItâs just a string of numbers and lettersâ âthey donât have any inherent valueâ shows no understanding of the fact that markets set value. What makes something have value? Whatâs the value of a rare baseball card that never sees the light of day?.
This would indeed be a glaring omission if I hadnât written about it at length.
Iâll say it again âThe attitude seems to be: if enough people agree something has value, ipso facto, it does.â The idea of âwhat is truly valuableâ is an entire philosophical can of worms here that Iâm unwilling to open because itâs way beyond my pay grade, but I did try to touch on it in the article where I talked about Nozickâs theory of value. To borrow your rare baseball card example, Iâm fine with handing it to someone else if they pay me a tonne of money for it. Whereas the life of my son is priceless. No amount of money could ever compensate me for it. That is true value.
Whatâs the value of the social power a Twitter blue check brings? Whatâs the value of the cute little đ on the Lacoste logo? Of a modern art piece? Membership to an exclusive club with once in a lifetime rewards? The answer is at the end of your para – the value is whatever âenough people agreeâ the value is. This is already how the world works.
What youâre saying here is âyou used rhetoric to make a point.â Which, I admit, I did do. I am not sure why this is bad.
Phrases like âdisgusting ape JPEGsâ âthis would have earned yawns, or derisive laughterâ. This is unwarranted vitriol and displays inherent prejudice again – itâs a cartoon monkey ffs. Comes across as bitter & with an axe to grind
This really isnât a fact check, is it? As weâve just discussed, the value of art is in the eye of the beholder. As an artist, I think the Bored Apes and a lot of other NFT art is absolutely hideous. Thatâs my opinion. Itâs OK if people think the art is rad, I just donât personally like it.
But weâre halfway through your thread now and you havenât corrected any errors. Youâre just taking issue with my opinions, which is all any other NFT advocate has done.
âRoyalties can be skipped altogether if future buyers simply switch blockchains.â This is just not true. What is your source for making this comment?..
Oh good, something definitive! And I absolutely could have worded this better. I meant that a buyer could quite easily pay a seller in another cryptocurrency, whereupon the seller could transfer the NFT for no more than the price of gas. This is true â private sales effortlessly bypass any royalty baked into a smart contract. But what I should have said was âbuyers simply switch marketplaces,â because switching marketplaces can also bypass NFT royalties entirely, as explained by these articles at VentureBeat and Wired.
âAs I write this, Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other cryptocurrencies are tanking, with the market falling by over $1 trillion, in just a few days.â – this is not realising how price fluctuations in crypto economies work.
Iâm writing this answer with the benefit of six months hindsight and I can assure you it absolutely fucking is. When you wrote this tweet, the price of Bitcoin was $43,892 USD, down from its all-time high of $68,990.90. As I write this, after a sustained tanking, a Bitcoin is worth $22,962. This isnât a fluctuation, itâs a hiding. Thereâs a reason that many articles about crypto prices now come with suicide hotline advisories.
Naming âbuying black market goodsâ as âuses for cryptoâ. From El Salvador to Adidas, crypto is barrelling towards the mainstream – this commentary is outdated.
Black market goods were and remain one of the main use cases for crypto. But Iâll admit that this hasnât worked out all that well for some criminals. Turns out that keeping the records of your crime on a public ledger that turns out to be not particularly anonymous at all has its drawbacks, like in this harrowing case of a child sexual abuse ring being busted by blockchain analysis. Iâll also happily admit that there are other use cases for crypto, like ransomware scams and art theft and rugpulls and pump-and-dump schemes and many, many more. Crypto adoption by corporates is mostly trend-jacking, and when itâs not, it has been met with furious, sustained consumer backlash by mainstream consumers, who mostly hate NFTs. El Salvadorâs Bitcoin punt has, so far, lost them 50 percent of their original investment and has massively damaged the countryâs economy.
You mention the Lazy lions artwork, just a note on so-called âugly projectsâ – youâre not acknowledging the difference between âcontemporary artâ and social avatar projects where the art is not âthe pointâ. People can love or hate the art but this is incidental, these NFTs are best understood as membership to a club rather than art for artâs sake.
I donât care. Iâm an artist, and Iâm mainly interested in the implications NFTs have for artists. If, for some, NFTs are just about buying entry to a club, I canât see why the art on the catastrophically expensive ticket shouldnât be nice.
The article doesnât seem that objective to me.. itâs full of emotive language & opinions based on your personal experience, rather than an analysis of the nuances of this new asset class and the truth of the good and bad of the space… it seems more to do with your obvious dislike and bad experience of the contemporary art world in general, and your opinion that digital art doesnât have value – but every new art movement in history has faced a backlash from traditionalists.
Yes. I started my research wanting to like NFTs. What I found out made me dislike them. The article reflects that. Just because something faces a backlash doesnât mean itâs good. Youâll also find there are also backlashes against bad things, for example: slavery, child labour, fascism, and attempts by crypto proponents to finacialize and tokenize every aspect of our lives.Â
As one of the small % of left-wing women in the space I have special experience of the downsides of NFTs and can name plenty – but I believe the downsides should not be exaggerated or invented, and should be discussed in context with both sides considered..
Iâm genuinely sorry youâve had bad experiences in the NFT space, but I havenât invented any downsides. And I have considered âboth sides,â and come to a conclusion, which is what my article is. Thereâs this weird expectation that, when considering âboth sidesâ of an issue, the conclusion must be neutral â that arguments for and against have equal merit. This is a fallacy. Letâs say we have two opposing factions. One is the SPCA, who oppose cruelty to kittens, and the other is made up of people whose hobby is feeding live kittens into a blender. Now, if I consider âboth sides,â Iâm not going to come to the conclusion that âon balance, some people really like blending kittens, so I have to conclude that a bit of kitten-blending is OK.â Iâm more likely to be of the opinion that kitten-blending is cruel and bad. Having considered both sides of NFTs, on balance I think theyâre pretty bad, even though Iâd like to like them and there are potential upsides. But you donât actually want balance: you want me to have a different opinion.
. If not we descend into misinformation which results in abuse & demonising participants in the NFT space. Itâs vitally important that diverse voices are represented in Web3, especially as white crypto bros have had a massive head-start…
I havenât descended into misinformation. You just donât like the conclusions Iâve drawn. Thatâs OK, you donât have to, but please stop mistaking âI donât like your toneâ for âYou are factually wrong.â My article is not abuse or demonization of those in the NFT space, itâs saying that those in the space are regularly abused, scammed, or otherwise taken advantage of, that the structure of web3 facilitates these abuses, and that this is wrong. By way of example, David has written multiple articles against abuse in megachurch culture. That doesnât mean heâs siding with the abusers, or saying that everyone in megachurches is an abuser. Heâs saying that the structure of megachurches facilitates abuse, and that abuse is wrong.
Itâs hard to see disinformation used to dissuade or bully women, LGBTQ, and POC collectors and content creators on Twitter so they feel uncomfortable getting involved.
My article isnât bullying, and I resent the implication. But I am absolutely trying to dissuade vulnerable people from getting involved in a space where many are routinely scammed and taken advantage of. I think itâs analogous to multi-level-marketing, where the vast majority of people lured in by extravagant promises lose money. While some do do well, that fact doesnât make the space any less inherently exploitative. However, Iâm not the NFT police. If people look at the information available and decide to get involved anyway, good luck to them. I hope they come out OK.Â
In Web3 decentralisation is the ultimate goal, even if there are some bad actors running around in the NFT space rn. And that means redistribution of wealth & power, and allowing voices restrained by rigid web2 systems to seize the narrative..
This is wrong. As demonstrated repeatedly, even if âdecentralisation is the ultimate goalâ of Web3, it is not the reality. Crypto is centralized as hell, and most âredistributionâ is upwards. In fact, its ultra-capitalist structure mirrors colonialism. Here is researcher Catherine Flick, in an article that is worth quoting at length.
The vast crypto world â which includes blockchain-backed technologies such as digital currencies, non-fungible tokens, internet organizations, play-to-earn video games, the metaverse, and Web3 â has what researcher Catherine Flick calls a “colonialist mindset” that she says relies on central entities and low-paid workers.
“These people are kind of sailing their ships across the sea to get there first and plant their flags and make the money,” said Flick, who is a researcher at the School of Computer Science and Informatics at De Montfort University. “But at the expense of the people who do the labor, who are less likely to make the same sorts of profits and who are more likely to be exploited or not understand what they’re getting into.”
The laborers, like some artists behind collections of digital tokens called NFTs, are paid less than their fair share of the profits, she said.
..Breaking down these gatekeepers and enabling artists to be paid what they are worth will revolutionise the music industry & the arts in general.
Again, this is just something you hope will happen at some point in the future.Â
I feel the article neglects the potential use cases that NFT tech enthusiasts would claim – aside from social communities & indefinite royalties for artists, some examples would be play to earn gaming inc cross-platform trading (ordinary gamers can earn, not just the studio)..
Artists have always had the ability to form social communities, and in the last couple of decades the internet has helped to facilitate this. NFTs are entirely optional. Personally, I think they make things worse. Iâve hung around a lot of NFT Discord servers and they are so, so boring – instead of talking about art, theyâre endless blather about âgoing to the moonâ (or, more recently, crashing to the earth.) On indefinite royalties: great! Assuming (as previously discussed) people donât easily sidestep paying them.
Play-to-earn gaming, though, has already proven to be a nightmare grafted to a grift. Unless your idea of entertainment is a playable Ponzi scheme that exploits vulnerable workers in third-world nations who spend their lives grinding crypto, you should probably stick with games where you play to have fun. And cross-platform trading in games, despite the hype, isnât really a thing. Video games are complicated, highly customised systems, and NFTs do not magically solve the inherently difficult problem of getting assets to render across different platforms, as Wired explains.
.. authenticating art & identifying counterfeit goods, supply chain tracking, real-world land deeds & real estate transactions, NFT ticketing to prevent fraud, voting (combats disenfranchisement), immutable records for academic courses, protecting IP..
This is like a list of things that crypto and NFTs donât or wonât do. Theyâre useless for authenticating art â in fact, they commonly facilitate art theft. Companies have not, by and large, embraced them for supply chain tracking, for reasons already discussed. We already have land deeds and real estate transactions that gain nothing from being put on a blockchain. The idea of moving voting from âsecret ballotâ to âpublicly visible ledgerâ will not, I can promise you, help disenfranchisement. My university already keeps my academic record (which isnât something Iâd want to be publicly visible because itâs terrible) and a tradeable digital receipt does nothing to protect IP. As I said kind of exhaustively in my article, all an NFT is proof of is having an NFT.
..virtual real estate (digital marketplace & advertising), music (e.g music is pooled and fractionalised, then streaming income as dividends), safeguarding medical records – thousands of new job roles too especially creative roles.
Virtual real estate is a grift: you pay money to own nothing, and the nothing you own can disappear whenever the company hosting it decides to take the money and cut server costs. Music? Pooling and fractionalizing revenue is a fine idea that doesnât require a blockchain to work: co-operatives have been around for centuries.
But âsafeguarding medical records?â
No. Just no. Fuck no.
This argument is so often brought up by blockchain enthusiasts and it is so obviously wrong and terrible I once thought it was an actual joke. A blockchain, I donât think I need to remind you, is a publicly accessible database, and medicine requires privacy to function. There is a reason that doctors have for centuries sworn a literal oath to never disclose what patients tell them. If you take away patient privacy, medicine cannot be practiced. Itâs that simple. The idea of publicly accessible medical records is a gross violation of privacy that would destroy the lives of billions of people. Itâd be hilarious if you werenât apparently serious. And donât start on âbut blockchains are anonymous!â â no, theyâre not, as previously discussed. Proposing to put medical records on the blockchain is hideous. Itâs the opposite of âsafeguarding.â
But, you say, why canât medical institutions just have their own blockchains, that arenât public? Congratulations, you now have a database â a terrible one thatâs far slower, uses much more energy, is infinitely more computationally expensive, and requires a bunch of computers doing pointless work or sitting on a stake of a useless digital currency to verify transactions!. The real problem of making medical records easily readable and transferable across institutions canât be fixed with blockchains, and for evidence, I submit the fact that blockchains have existed now for well over a decade without doing anything to solve this issue. Itâs just another pie-in-the-sky promise.
Whew. With all that said, I want to conclude with this: for all these replies, you havenât elaborated on your original tweet:Â
Yeah letâs spread ignorance and bitch on the sidelines while the right-wing happily build out Web3 the way they want to – this attitude is damaging to left-wing goals
Itâs not my attitude thatâs damaging to left-wing goals. Crypto is damaging to left-wing goals. Crypto, NFTs, and the broader Web3 project, are about the financialisation and commodification of everything. Left-wing thought is (very broadly) about achieving social equality and egalitarianism. The crypto ethos is the opposite of that. It proposes, as youâve neatly pointed out, that all kinds of things be tokenized and monetized. That the notion of private property can be broken down into smaller and smaller chunks until everything is traceable and tradeable. This isnât left-wing thought; itâs a hyper-capitalist laissez-faire nightmare. Proposing that socialists get into crypto spaces so they arenât left to the Right is like suggesting that the real way to seize the means of production is to invest in the most profitable factories.
At the end you state you are turning your artwork into NFTs and putting a ridiculous price on them to make a point. If youâre going to go to the trouble of minting NFTs anyway, why not see what other artists are doing and where your work, which is great btw, may fit best. ..maybe your intention is to let your art stand on its own, maybe you want to create a social community around your collectors, explore themes of social identity, implement a rewards system, integrate metaverse or real life interactions..or work in partnership with a project or artist already established in the space – I think that approach would have a better chance of success than just slapping a collection up âat the price of your mortgageâ.
You are 100 percent right, and Iâve spent the last six months doing exactly what youâve suggested. Iâve poured hundreds of hours into turning my art into an NFT scheme thatâs functionally identical to (and in many ways, better than) market leading NFT projects like the Bored Ape Yacht Club. Itâs called the Bird Hat Grift Club. It has everything youâve suggested – a community based around my collectors, exploring themes of social identity, a rewards system, and even a video game metaverse. The fun twist is that for every artwork I sell in a non-NFT way, Iâm reducing the number of NFTs available to mint. If you still believe in NFTs, good for you! Please, go buy mine.
Bird Hat Grift Club Update 2: 9323 NFTs remain
Things continue to happen!
After the initial media frenzy consisting solely of the article on Webworm, the early surge of art sales has subsided a bit. But good people are continuing to pursue their passion for ridding the world of NFTs and supporting artists, and thanks to two wonderful Patreon supporters and 20 more art pieces sold, we can reduce the total Bird Hat Grift Club NFTs available to mint, this time by 22. Added to the previous total, that gives us 176 potential NFTs destroyed forever. Here’s another reminder of how we’re calculating how many NFTs to get rid of:
For every artwork / merchandise sold | 1 Collectible NFT removed |
For each Patreon subscription purchased | 10 Collectible NFTs removed |
For each commissioned artwork sold | 50 Collectible NFTs removed |
For each original artwork sold | 1 Original NFT removed |
This leaves just 9323 NFTs available to mint, with a total of 0 (zero) NFTs minted so far. Good work everyone. So far Traditional Artist Support Methods are absolutely thrashing NFTs, 176 to nil. Let’s keep that lid sinking.
Tech stuff: If you were wondering how this all worked, the simple explanation is that my excellent developer and I have set up the Bird Hat Grift Club Collectibles contract so I can reduce the number of birds available to mint. Chances are we’ll only have to do it once a week or so, and we’ve done it once so far. Each time we do this it leaves a transaction record in the glorious, immutable blockchain, forever and ever, amen. You can check it out here. So yeah, rest assured, we really are getting rid of the ability to mint these NFTs.
Bird Hat Grift Club Launch Day: 9363 NFTs remain
It’s been a long day, with regular bursts of social media in between long spells of day job, but the Bird Hat Grift Club has finally and irrevocably launched! Six months of very silly effort has led up to this ridiculous moment, with my announcement about the project finally live via David Farrier’s newsletter Webworm. I’d say I’m sorry, but that wouldn’t be true at all. Let’s find out how things stand at the end of day 1.
A truly surprising number of people have chosen to support the project in the old-fashioned medium of actually buying things, versus purchasing their very own hash on the blockchain linked to a 1000×1000 pixel .png. Staggeringly, no-one has yet ponied up the 2400 MATIC to buy their very own Bird Hat Grift Club NFT (which is, as of right now, worth around $3442.31. Yes, I know, the newsletter has the price at $1800 NZD. That was true a few days ago, but since then the currency has had a bit of a bounce. Crypto gonna crypto.)
A quick reminder of the rules: I’m trying to get rid of all the NFTs I have available to mint. For every piece of work I sell, I’ll reduce the NFTs available by a certain amount. Here’s how it works:
For every artwork / merchandise sold | 1 Collectible NFT removed |
For each Patreon subscription purchased | 10 Collectible NFTs removed |
For each commissioned artwork sold | 50 Collectible NFTs removed |
For each original artwork sold | 1 Original NFT removed |
On to the statistics!
- 44 wonderful people with extraordinary taste in art have bought either a print, a digital download, or a piece of merchandise. Between them, they have purchased enough items to reduce the NFTs available to mint by 85.
- Five spectacular individuals have subscribed to my Patreon, reducing the NFTs available to mint by 50
- And, astonishingly, one amazing person has purchased an original art commission from me, nuking 50 potential NFTs into a fused-glass oblivion
Time to calculate how many NFTs that leaves. We minted 500 NFTs and reserved them, mainly for display purposes, and giving to a couple of friends who actually had crypto wallets. On top of that, one NFT has been minted to make sure our minting mechanism actually worked (we paid the lucky buyer back the full amount straight away.) So that’s 501 Bird Hat Grift Club NFTs in total, which leaves 9499 available to be minted. Until now. Thanks to today’s buyers, we’ll be reducing the mint pool by 136, meaning there’ll soon be only 9363 BHGC NFTs available to mint.
It’s a great start, and I’m incredibly thankful to everyone who bought an artwork, sent a message, commented on the newsletter, or joined the Bird Hat Grift Club Discord, which has turned out to be quite a lot of fun. All jokes aside, I’m very touched by how people are engaging and how many people have purchased my art – it’s always a thrill to see people like my work enough to actually buy it. If you’re enjoying this project, please share it around, and we’ll see if we can get all the way to removing the remaining 9363 NFTs.
It Begins
Here we are at the start of the Bird Hat Grift Club! Nice to have you here. I’m going to use this blog to post updates on the number of NFTs remaining, assuming anyone either a.) buys any of my artwork to get rid of a few NFTs or b.) actually mints any NFTs (unlikely, but still possible.)
There are currently 9,500 Bird Hat Grift Club Collectible NFTs available to mint, and 14 Bird Hat Grift Club Originals, because I’m writing this before we’ve launched properly. The reason there’s 9,500 and not 10,000 BHGC NFTs is because I’m holding 500 myself to do… stuff… to?
Bird Hat Grift Club Update 2: 9323 NFTs remain
Jul 20, 2022
Things continue to happen! After the initial media frenzy consisting solely of the article on Webworm, the early surge of art sales has subsided a bit. But good people are continuing to pursue their passion for ridding the world of NFTs and supporting artists, and...
Bird Hat Grift Club Launch Day: 9363 NFTs remain
Jul 18, 2022
It's been a long day, with regular bursts of social media in between long spells of day job, but the Bird Hat Grift Club has finally and irrevocably launched! Six months of very silly effort has led up to this ridiculous moment, with my announcement about the project...
It Begins
Jun 15, 2022
Here we are at the start of the Bird Hat Grift Club! Nice to have you here. I'm going to use this blog to post updates on the number of NFTs remaining, assuming anyone either a.) buys any of my artwork to get rid of a few NFTs or...
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